Which inanimate objects do you have an irrational hatred of?

[ThePinkCushion]

It's acoustic guitars for me. If I see someone with one in public you can pretty much guarantee that its owner is going to start playing the bloody thing even though no one asked.

Shower cubicles are another. Why are they so bloody hard to clean? Between the glass and the little crevices. I hate them.

I need time to think of others though I'm sure it's a long list. What objects drive you crazy?

Knives and forks that have cheap plastic handles.

Pandora pieces of tin.

Personalised number plates.

Fucking coat hangers. Always get tangled up in each other, or clothes slip off them or they just randomly slip out of the opening basket and clatter everywhere.

Ironing basket

String bags.

I don’t want anyone seeing what I’ve bought, thanks.

Fucking bloody bastard car seats. I get it, the child is safe, brilliant but WHY do they have to be such fucking tricksy arseholes? I swear my one needs the seatbelt in a different way every time. It twists it’s own straps for no reason. I’ve actually removed one of the seat pads because it just kept inserting itself between the buckle thing and stopping it closing. It is a proper arsehole. I hate it.

OH and I hate the hosepipe on it’s silly bloody reel thinger. Why does it need to be so difficult to wind? Why does it twist and kink and dribble a bit of water on your shoes like it’s wee’d on you? Absolute wanker.

I have a violent dislike of pouffes (or ottomans, as we are now supposed to call them)

Those bloody awful fluffy flip flop things women wear.
The million wires behind the tv that collect dust.
Shoe racks.

And kitchen containers with ‘tea’, ‘coffee’ and ‘sugar’ written on them. What is wrong with me?

Pizza cutters.

What is a fluffy flip flop? I agree that they sound distasteful. Do you mean those terrible marabou ‘walk around in a negligee’ shoes?

Headbands on babies

Dust

Amber teething necklaces

Those stupid earring things that make large holes in earlobes

Glass tables. I just can't stand them. They drive me crazy.

Google ‘noddy holder’ and ‘glass table’. That will really put you off them.

@Pigletthedog, I was going to say coat hangers, too! Hate how they get tangled and especially the absolute racket they make when they fall down...

Cling film. Especially when it doesn't cling.

Dummy’s like someone else has mentioned. I see lots of 3 and 4 yr olds with them, they go once the nappies and the buggy goes. If they are walking and aren’t wearing nappies then they aren’t required IMO

Leaf blowers.
Pointless and noisy.

Powered by Fairydust car stickers

T shirts for babies with "cute" messages about Mummy's little darling etc.

Heelies

Buggies- all
Types

Fake grass.

Cotton wool.

Sweatshirts that say:

Amore

Winging it

Mama

Etc etc

And kitchen containers with ‘tea’, ‘coffee’ and ‘sugar’ written on them. What is wrong with me?

Can I add plates with ‘nibble, bite, chomp...’ on them? I don’t know why they irritate me so much.

Oh, and dog bowls with ‘dog’ written on them - the dog can’t read, and no other bugger is going to drink from it.

Polystyrene, you atrocious squeaky bastard.

Washing up bowls with greasy cold water in them that people insist on putting dirty dishes into, knowing that someone is going to have to put their hand into the cold scummy water to get the dishes and put in the dishwasher anyway.

I have been known to take the washing up bowl outside and throw it down the back yard.

Signs about the beach when you live in the middle of the country hours away from the beach.

This one is going to cause problems but hay ho. REUSABLE NAPPIES. They are so confusing and need so many bits and cause unnecessary washing and yeh they are awful.