Please help DD1 with a witty riposte.

[Goldmandra]

This has just popped up on her facebook having been shared by an old school friend.

Can MNers come up with a suitable response?

I love that! Stealing it!

It’s difficult to be witty in response to something quite that unfunny.

Oh I saw that and rolled my eyes. I couldn't even be bothered to think of a riposte

That reminds me of when I decided to stay over in Brum on a Sunday night after clubbing...DS would phone to ask if I was coming home that night and I would feel guilty saying no.

Apparently it was my DB getting him to ask, as it meant they could leave th dishes and general cleaning for another night

Act all innocent and "I don't get it?"

Make them really explain it, down the last sexist stereotype.

And then ask, "oh. Right. Is that what you call 'banter' then?"

Is it meant to show how pathetic men are that they can't cope without a female partner?

My son has just put this up on his fb
And I can’t believe I brought him up to be this unfunny and sexist
It’s all every well calling it ‘banter’ it’s not-it’s just another way to keep women in their place

Love it,love it,love it

And they’re more successful than you will ever be, so they can kick your scummy, misogynist arse out, and afford a cleaner.

Wow. Do adults actually find this funny?

People really are getting stupider aren’t they?

Yes, just ask whoever posted it to explain it.

Or post underneath:

Yes, they are, so you'd better pull your fucking finger out and get the dishes done before they kick your lazy cocklodging arse out.

Don’t they know dish washers exist I can’t even remember the last time I hand washed

Yes, so called adults want to steal it, love it, etc.
There’s a special kind of stupid still alive and well on the internet.

Does it mean, 'don't worry, she's coming home to wash your dishes'? Who are 'they'? It doesn't even make fucking sense. I hope the PPs who think it's funny are being ironic.

@Sagradafamiliar- the England women’s football team are coming home.

Yes, it really is that unfunny.

"I don't think these driven, ambitious, elite sports women would be with someone who can't wash a plate."

Oh, I thought it must've referred to something I'd missed. How pathetic!

"I'm assuming this is a joke at your mums expense as it's in no way believable you'd have a girlfriend'

Oh I didn't get the football reference either!

Oh, yes of course, because a pre requisite of being able to do the washing up is that you have a vagina. How silly of me not to realise that.

@PoptartPoptart actually I use my tits to do the dishes. Doesn't everyone?

although they don't like to be called tits, they prefer me to call them 'boyfriends'.

@dollyandshirl

@dollyandshirl you're my hero 😂

OP's daughter here. Some great responses - I'll post one and let you know how it's received