Please help DD1 with a witty riposte.

[Goldmandra]

This has just popped up on her facebook having been shared by an old school friend.

Can MNers come up with a suitable response?

[Soola]

I love that! Stealing it!

[LauraMipsum]

It’s difficult to be witty in response to something quite that unfunny.

[MyGastIsFlabbered]

Oh I saw that and rolled my eyes. I couldn't even be bothered to think of a riposte

[Oldraver]

That reminds me of when I decided to stay over in Brum on a Sunday night after clubbing...DS would phone to ask if I was coming home that night and I would feel guilty saying no.

Apparently it was my DB getting him to ask, as it meant they could leave th dishes and general cleaning for another night

[BuzzShitbagBobbly]

Act all innocent and "I don't get it?"

Make them really explain it, down the last sexist stereotype.

And then ask, "oh. Right. Is that what you call 'banter' then?"

[SoupDragon]

Is it meant to show how pathetic men are that they can't cope without a female partner?

[Rainbowknickers]

My son has just put this up on his fb
And I can’t believe I brought him up to be this unfunny and sexist
It’s all every well calling it ‘banter’ it’s not-it’s just another way to keep women in their place

[Katinski]

Love it,love it,love it

[FenellaMaxwell]

And they’re more successful than you will ever be, so they can kick your scummy, misogynist arse out, and afford a cleaner.

[JacquesHammer]

Wow. Do adults actually find this funny?

People really are getting stupider aren’t they?

[TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross]

Yes, just ask whoever posted it to explain it.

[TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross]

Or post underneath:

Yes, they are, so you'd better pull your fucking finger out and get the dishes done before they kick your lazy cocklodging arse out.

[P1nkHeartLovesCake]

Don’t they know dish washers exist I can’t even remember the last time I hand washed

[Finfintytint]

Yes, so called adults want to steal it, love it, etc.
There’s a special kind of stupid still alive and well on the internet.

[Sagradafamiliar]

Does it mean, 'don't worry, she's coming home to wash your dishes'? Who are 'they'? It doesn't even make fucking sense. I hope the PPs who think it's funny are being ironic.

[Shockers]

@Sagradafamiliar- the England women’s football team are coming home.

Yes, it really is that unfunny.

[SummerHouse]

"I don't think these driven, ambitious, elite sports women would be with someone who can't wash a plate."

[Sagradafamiliar]

Oh, I thought it must've referred to something I'd missed. How pathetic!

[DandyLyon]

"I'm assuming this is a joke at your mums expense as it's in no way believable you'd have a girlfriend'

[DandyLyon]

Oh I didn't get the football reference either!

[PoptartPoptart]

Oh, yes of course, because a pre requisite of being able to do the washing up is that you have a vagina. How silly of me not to realise that.

[dollyandshirl]

@PoptartPoptart actually I use my tits to do the dishes. Doesn't everyone?

although they don't like to be called tits, they prefer me to call them 'boyfriends'.

[Gatekeeper]

@dollyandshirl

[MotherOfTheNoise]

@dollyandshirl you're my hero 😂

[gingerandsmall]

OP's daughter here. Some great responses - I'll post one and let you know how it's received