As above really!
DH and I need an overnight stop while we potter down to the South and back.
For what we need (bed for the night, somewhere to grab a quick meal, somewhere safe to park the car) a Premier Inn would be perfect.
I'm also somewhat hampered in that my "English Person Abroad" Italian and German is passable, my French has not really got beyond "two beers please" 
Suggestions of suitable chain type places would be greatly appreciated 