Things that can’t be unheard

[feeona123]

So kids in bed, doors open and enjoying the peace and quiet.

Just heard neighbours shagging in their hot tub 🤢

God that's grim. Can you cheer them on?

I once overheard my next door neighbour shagging the bloke over the road. That was awkward.

All finished....didn’t last that long thank god!

Very awkward 😆

Eeyeuh!

I don't even understand why sex in a hot tub would appeal to anyone

Last weekend was an all night party and then this this weekend. GRIM

It’s not like they’re young, she’s well into her 50’s but he’s a lot younger

We used to get that from our upstairs neighbours every weekend about 5am after a night of partying. Was grim.

I've never been in a hot tub. Having read this, I think I might get one.......

Sex pond.

My ndn got a new gf. Headboard banging against our wall.
Sent him a text and a link to Lionel Ritchie's All Night Long!!
Got an apologetic text and a blush face emoji!
Then he moved out!!

🤣

god think of all the bacteria and disease swirling round in that sex swamp (definitely not envy)

my favourite thing i cant unhear was when my nan got absolutley bladdered one christmas-time on rum punch (after my sister told her it was practically alcohol free) and proceeded to tell my sister how much she loves her....but she was a mistake and my DM hadnt wanted her!! Apparently my DM cried for a week when she found out she was pregnant with DS. Cue DM saying "no, no, not a mistake, more a happy suprise" and my nan shouting "a bunch of flowers is a suprise. a cake. you dont cry for a week over a suprise" as she stumbled off to bed and left my DS shellshocked. Best boxing day ever.

I've just got home after 'intimate' time at my newish boyfriends house. He dozed off after the act and I was enjoying lying in his arms...til he farted himself awake.

Poor bloke had no idea he'd done it 🤣 and I wish I could unhear it!

I didn't tell him.

Hot tubs are one of the biggest causes of legionella.

Grim behaviour anyway.

Should of applauded them after lol

We got new upstairs neighbours in our previous flat. Their bedroom was above our living room. We called them the shaggers. They were at it at least five times a day. Every day. Loudly. Very fucking loudly. Even our rounds of applause and cheers when they finished didn't put them off. Thankfully we were in the process of moving out so I ky had to put up with it for a month.

Hot tubs are basically vats of testicle tea

Parents were away next door. Heard one of their daughters beds banging against the wall at 2 in the morning. Didn't last long

Old neighbours were at it on the dot at 9 every night, it used to sound like a seal being murdered, it was awful.

Sex in the jacuzzi with all those chemicals sounds like an unpleasant medical problem waiting to happen

Overheard DDad and OW at it when I was 12, she was being so loud I'm certain it was deliberate. My childhood ended that day