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Bloody, buggering blackbird......

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Toooldtobearsed2 · 29/06/2019 15:03

Too hard to explain the set up - briefly, i have a small holding where anything goes. I also have an enclosed garden for me. Me and the cat. And sometimes the dogs.
I also have a blackbird who has decided to adopt me. I watched him fledge and he has never left.
He pretends to be dead. No word of a lie, he lies on the ground with his head twisted at an awkward angle and his eyes open. 'Oh shit' i think, and run to get a poo bag to dispose of him in (his shroud, you understand), only to find the little fucker standing, staring me down defiantly.
He sits. I shit you not, SITS, on oldest retrievers back. For hours at a time. He follows me when i go to feed the goats.
Today, i find him inside, quite happily sitting on the dogs bed. The cat is asleep, 3 feet away from him. Briefly raised his head when i came in, cast a dirty look at blackbird and went back to sleep.
FFS, i feed the masses. I have a hoard of animals, mine, fostered and dumped on me. Now I have a bloody blackbird that the cat just wont eat (JOKE folks).

On the serious side, i cannot deal with flapping birds indoors, they seriously freak me out. Apart from keeping doors closed, I guess there is nothing else I can do?
Pic of little shit, just for entertainment value

Bloody, buggering blackbird......
OP posts:
babysnowman · 29/06/2019 15:45

This is brilliant, you have to keep him!

weegiemum · 29/06/2019 16:29

We don't just need pictures, I'd love to see a video of him playing dead or riding on the dog's back.

Also I'd like to see your goats!

weegiemum · 29/06/2019 16:33

Dh suggests "Boris"

Entitled, freeloading bastard, who plays dead then pops back to life.

fedup21 · 29/06/2019 16:37

Brilliant!

Photo of him sitting on the dog or it didn’t happen Grin

RandomMess · 29/06/2019 16:38

Definitely Buggering Boris Grin

Plump82 · 29/06/2019 16:45

These threads are why I love MN 😊

Whywonttheyletmeusemyusername · 29/06/2019 16:49

I want a blackbird ! I also want your life OP....my dream....a smallholding with pets Envy

Hecateh · 29/06/2019 17:27

bugg'r'itt or buggarbird Grin

has, I think, a better ring

Toooldtobearsed2 · 29/06/2019 20:50

@fedup21 promise faithfully I will get a pic next time it happens.
My old boy is 15, so doesnt move that much. Buggering probably just thinks its a warm rug to lie on😁

@Whywonttheyletmeusemyusername yep - i am living my dream too. I am very, very lucky.
Keep reminding myself of that when it is peeing down with rain. Or when goats mob me and practically knock my teeth out. Or when my fostered alpaca goes off to her forever home tomorrow.....
I foster donkeys too. Big mistake. They truly are little shits😁

I have pics of goats somewhere, taken by DH when I was being mobbed. Will fish them out tomorrow.

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Toooldtobearsed2 · 29/06/2019 20:54

@weegiemum Boris?? Boris?? Wash your mouth out woman, he is a pain in the arse, not a total abomination🤣
Does have a ring though!

Never thought of video.... hmm, I do tend to be slow on the uptake. By the time i wrestle my phone from wherever I have stashed it, the moment is usually long gone. Will have to try harder🤓

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TheJellyBabyMadeMeDoIt · 29/06/2019 20:56

Don't mind me, I'm just here for the "awww" factor.

I'd love a bird.

Anyone remember the poster Stratters and her rescue raven Mortimer/Morticia?

I lived for her raven tales at one point.

TreacherousPissFlap · 29/06/2019 21:01

Stratters was extremely kind and helpful when DDog2 retrieved an injured starling on Christmas Eve.
We called him Jesus but then, concerned he might die and we would have to tell people on Christmas Day that Jesus was dead, we changed his name to Joseph.
It was only later I twigged how inappropriate the name Joesph Starling actually was Grin

ShowOfHands · 29/06/2019 21:02

We have Katy the blackbird who has babies in our shed atm. The day they hatched, Katy tapped on the window repeatedly until we went to admire them. She often comes and sits next to me in the garden until I find her worms which she then takes back to her babies (she smacks them on the ground first to kill them). She emptied my friend's bag the other day. She was after the flapjack in the bottom. She is lovely and utterly unafraid.

I have a robin too but he stays away when Katy is around.

TheJellyBabyMadeMeDoIt · 29/06/2019 21:03

It was only later I twigged how inappropriate the name Joesph Starling actually was 😂😂

HappyHammy · 29/06/2019 21:03

I have two blackbirds in my garden but they don't do much

XXVaginaAndAUterus · 29/06/2019 21:11

Blackbirds are the best!!

I have tame blackbirds. The buggers come into the kitchen when the door is left open, oblivious to cat-based dangers Hmm tbf she's a bit useless at the whole catching things, they're probably safe and they sit on my lovely new gate demanding sultanas. Several generations have taught their youngsters that there's good grub here and how to flutter just so and shout to get the human-slaves' attention to feed you. Wink

Toooldtobearsed2 · 29/06/2019 21:11

@TreacherousPissFlap 😂🤣😂

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Toooldtobearsed2 · 29/06/2019 21:14

@XXVaginaAndAUterus brilliant! I am not the only one with a semi tame blackbird, with no inhibitions or fear of useless cats then😁
Are yours in line for an oscar anytime soon?

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dementedma · 29/06/2019 21:19

My mother has a semi tame blackbird who often hops into the house. He has been in the sitting room a few times and will come down to the table when she is outside to take food. He likes cheese.

Gingernaut · 29/06/2019 21:23

My late parents owned a house with a big garden and the kitchen door opened right out into it.

A blackbird with an obviously injured wing, would hop onto the chain Dad used to stop the door swinging right open (like a door closer), eye up the cat's food bowl (just by the back door) and when the cat wasn't paying attention, swipe something from it.

This went on for years. She brought up young and the cat seemed to know she was about but didn't care. She even did it as people watched as they sat drinking coffee.

Dad would tell them to look and shush and there'd be laughter as our BB did her thing.

BBs and robins both seem to have the SAS code as their motto to live by.

Who Dares Wins.

mrswhiplington · 29/06/2019 21:34

He sounds like a Barry to me.Grin I remember when I was young a blackbird nested on the stepladders in our coal bunker. My dad couldn't use the ladders for weeks. When the babies fledged they would hop into the kitchen and just sit there watching us.

Iamthewombat · 29/06/2019 21:56

I loved @magicstar1’s story about saving the baby blackbird. Hurrah for her mum chasing the cat away!

We used to have mr and Mrs blackbird in our hedge, but they moved out in protest at the ASBO pigeons pooing in the bird bath. Mr and Mrs chaffinch flounced a week later!

IkeaIsForWinners · 29/06/2019 22:06

Awww, lovely!

This reminds me of the lost pigeon thread from a few years ago. Didn't the OP get it home in the end? There was a plan afoot to pass the pigeon across the country via MN!

Burpsandrustles · 29/06/2019 22:30

V jealous of these tame blackbirds!
Nealry had nest by back door but think they abandoned.

MitziK · 29/06/2019 23:23

BB?

Forby?

DTwatBird?