FUUUUUUUCK! Burnt my lip on a pizza! DISATSTER!!!!!!!

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I’m going on bloody holiday tomorrow. I need to look fabulous in my obligatory airport photos. (Also need to lose 4 stone but might have left that a bit late0
IVE GOT A BASTARD BLOODY BLISTER FFS1

I’M SOAKING IT IN ICED GIN BUT HELP ME! WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?

SOZ. CAPS LOCLK

You don't need to do anything else OP. It sounds like the gin is working just fiiiinnnee

MIGHT need a bit more

Why have I never heard of airport photos?

Filtered obvs. And pouty

My bloody lip will be bloody pouty.

You do pouty airport pics? Might be a good time to knock that on the head

And then it’ll go scabby any look like i have leprosy for the next week. Bolox

Trout pout => pizza pout

Easy

Hold the gin glass in front of your lip. Win win.

Problem is thats not really my normal look either. I’m more windswept and tatty. And now i have a scabby bloody lip too. Ive not even gotround to looking at my toenails. It’s all very sad.,

Oooh, ow. Try gently rubbing vaseline on the lip. Try not to pop the blister, because that'll make it worse.

Um, cant help with the other issue but keep drinking the gin