Nottingham child called Daniel

[proudestofmums]

If you and a child called Daniel used the Nottingham team this afternoon, please, please, please WHERE DID HE PUT THE DINOSAUR?

For context DH and I were getting off the tram when we heard an adult say “Daniel you put a dinosaur where you shouldn’t. Don’t do it again”.

DH suggested he put it in the Pleistocene period rather than the Cretaceous. I, more prosaically, thought he’d put it down the loo.

So please, Daniel’s adults, where did he put it?!

Tram not team

In his pants. My nephew used to wedge toys in his foreskin 🤢

Up his nose.....

Up a sibling’s nose.

Qom - ouch!

Where should a dinosaur be though?

In a fellow passenger’s ear?

In his mother's handbag.

Lord Prof - ah, now there’s a profound question! My brains gone to sleep in the sun so I can’t think of a witty retort!

Wherever it was, it clearly wasn't on the left lion...

Maybe on Robin Hood’s arrow, unless it’s been pinched again