The dad show off olympics must be happening at the moment

[WithAllIntenseAndPurposes]

As it's pull ups on the monkey bars today 🙄

*shit

We own a property abroad and one of the other (lovely) owners in the complex has an Uber performance parenting son in law
When he’s there all you can hear is him loudly announcing everything he is doing/about to do while wearing tight speedos and an orange tan
He’s one of the reasons we generally rent it out in August

Hmm- just wondering what ExP is up today. This is exactly the sort of knobbish nonsense that he does. The Tug of War is now banned at Dd’s Sports day due to his wanky over exuberance two years ago.
He’s always dropping to the floor for a set of push ups or vaulting random things to show how agile he is. It’s all for show & predominantly for show to women as according to him he’s a “pussy magnet”

How could a parents race possibly be mandatory? Would they try to put you in detention if you didn't join in?

Anyone who uses the term "pussy magnet" is definitely not one.

@Enidbutton

Once went a school fundraising evening and one father became comically competitive. It was like a scene out of the fast show. All over a beetle drive.

We have one of those at our school. I wish they’d introduce a parents race just so I have more reason to laugh at him!

I had to endure over enthusiastic extreme pushy swim dad last night at DS’s lesson. Every time the instructor was telling the group what to do next, twat dad was shouting over him, louder and repeating the instruction that had just been given. The kids couldn’t hear the instructor over his bawling, and twat dad was all frustrated his DC wasn’t doing what they were meant to. There was a lot of over the top loud venting about how his DC would be the next Adam Peaty if only they’d listen 🙄 Damn near shoved him in the pool (I’m not well and my tolerance is exceedingly low)