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I have a question. And I have a statement.

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DontBiteTheBoobThatFeedsYou · 01/06/2019 20:46

Question is - you're pregnant for 9 months and you wee a billion times during that time. The majority of the time for most babies their head is down. I've no doubt that they can hear the loud tinkling of weeing.

I've got three children and I've never taken the first two to the toilet with me as babies. But for some reason I do with my second. He sits in his baby bath and when he hears me we, he gives me the biggest smile.
Probably reminds him of being in the womb right?
So we have white noise, and pink noise and washing machines but actually should we not have the sound of tinkling piss?!

Second of all - those flaps on the baby vests that are supposedly there to pull downwards if there's a poonami in order for damage limitations.

It's bullshit.

I've tried it three times and the poo got all down his leg, on his feet, round his ankles.

It's basically making the same exact mess but not on his back and neck.

Who made that crap up?
Probably the same person who claimed Adidas stands for All Day I Dream About Sex Sport.

I've been wanting to get those things off my chest for weeks.

And breath!

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MrsWishyWashysMinky · 01/06/2019 20:47

I'm using my crystal ball to deduce that you've not slept in a while.

SherlockSays · 01/06/2019 20:49

I knew nothing about these 'flaps' on baby grows.. what wizardry do you speak of?

UtterlyUnimaginativeUsername · 01/06/2019 20:51

It's better to have poo smeared all over their legs than their faces, though, you've got to admit.

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GeorgieTheGorgeousGoat · 01/06/2019 20:51

Better in their feet than in their hair and face.

DontBiteTheBoobThatFeedsYou · 01/06/2019 20:53

Oh I've not endured poo in the face when removing a baby vest!

However, when I removed it downwards, it got on his feet which he grabbed then got poo on his hands which went into his mouth....Envy

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NottonightJosepheen · 01/06/2019 20:54

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Hassled · 01/06/2019 20:57

But if your wee theory is correct wouldn't babies be happy at the sound of a running tap - wouldn't Mum washing the dishes be the highlight of their day? Maybe it is - someone with a baby needs to research.
Also - how did you raise the first 2 without ever having to take them to the loo with you? That's impressive.

ArgyMargy · 01/06/2019 20:58

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lottiegarbanzo · 01/06/2019 20:59

Hmm, I think you could have a bright future overtaking the success of Baby Mozart with your 'happy baby - variations on a theme of running water' from Tinkling Piss Plc.

NottonightJosepheen · 01/06/2019 21:01

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DontBiteTheBoobThatFeedsYou · 01/06/2019 21:01

You sound remarkably stupid.

And you sound utterly miserable. 👍

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DontBiteTheBoobThatFeedsYou · 01/06/2019 21:05

Also - how did you raise the first 2 without ever having to take them to the loo with you?

I've been asking myself this question and I've got no idea!

I guess I put them in the bouncer?!

The only reason I take this baby is because I have a baby bath called a Schnuggle which he can sit up in.
And he rather likes the acoustics.

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soarin · 01/06/2019 21:12

You sound lovely and hilarious

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