Question is - you're pregnant for 9 months and you wee a billion times during that time. The majority of the time for most babies their head is down. I've no doubt that they can hear the loud tinkling of weeing.
I've got three children and I've never taken the first two to the toilet with me as babies. But for some reason I do with my second. He sits in his baby bath and when he hears me we, he gives me the biggest smile.
Probably reminds him of being in the womb right?
So we have white noise, and pink noise and washing machines but actually should we not have the sound of tinkling piss?!
Second of all - those flaps on the baby vests that are supposedly there to pull downwards if there's a poonami in order for damage limitations.
It's bullshit.
I've tried it three times and the poo got all down his leg, on his feet, round his ankles.
It's basically making the same exact mess but not on his back and neck.
Who made that crap up?
Probably the same person who claimed Adidas stands for All Day I Dream About Sex Sport.
I've been wanting to get those things off my chest for weeks.
And breath!