For the last few months I’ve been trying to work out which of my 3 young children is missing the loo. Near daily I find it wet around the floor and under the seat. They’ve been watched and lots of stern words over it. I’ve been having to scrub it and use masses of baking soda to clean and remove the smell from the grout.
Today I went to bed, it was all clean but I heard a noise and just caught —bastard— cat squatting on the loo. Exactly the same mess pattern of wee I keep finding, everyone else asleep-he’s clearly the culprit.
Why the hell is he doing this? He’s been litter trained fine, he’s nearly a year old.