Job titles that sound like a load of old tosh? (lighthearted)

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Just thinking about roles in ‘new’ disciplines, spent a lot of this evening trying to explain one similar to one in the below list to my DGM (91)

Director of Engagement & Diffusion
Head of Patient Outreach
Director of Culture

Friend is a 'Penetration Tester'.

My friend's boyfriend runs a medium sized IT company and wanted to be fun and cool so decided to give himself the job title "The Grand Wizard" .... until someone finally mention the KKK

I used to work in an office that had a Director of First Impressions- she was our receptionist.

A friend of mine is the 'Super Quality Relationship Manager' for a bank

When I was 16 I had an after school job, my title was 'Domestic engineer'
I was a cleaner in laboratories!