I'd actually commit murder for a Toffee Crisp today

[caramelinducedharikari]

fucking hormones, flab and fillings

I am not eating it because I'm fed up of eating crap, I'm turning a new leaf.

But FFS.

My DH is bloody hero. I'm pregnant and knackered. He asked if he could get me anything. I laughed and said a giant bar of chocolate would hit the spot, knowing we had nothing in the house.

He only bloody produced a Boost Duo out of his bag! God love him

I'd commit similarly awful crimes for a drifter. I bloody love a drifter, but hardly ever see them any more.

It's the Aldi Scottish butter tablet that has got me at the moment.

OMG. Kryptonite. The salted caramel at Christmas was the bee's knees.

Apparently there's a Scottish airline which gives you a free Tunnock's wafer

Our local Iceland has drifter bars. Great fresh from the fridge with a cup of tea.

joyfullittlehippo
Tell me more 😂😂

i love a Drifter bar

I've fallen off the wagon in a big way today. Back on the bastard tomorrow....but I much prefer being off it-I've Eaten ALL the biscuits and chocolate today and I didn't half enjoy it!

1992. Doing A Levels. Using a Twirl as a straw in my hot chocolate...

For old fashioned chocolate loveliness, I give you Jacob's Club bar.." If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit , join our club"

after i ate my own toffee crisp yesterday i later met up with my DH at DC sporting thing and he'd had bought me another one hahaha

oops.

Toffee Bars are fab but have shrunk 😥 Bounty bars straight from the fridge and orange lindor are the biz!

MooseBeTimeForSnow
You are a genius.
I'm buying a twirl today to use as a straw

Shut up vegan Magnum that keeps calling to me from the freezer, you're not the boss of me!
That's better - as you were.

groundcontroltomontydon
I think the Swedish Glacé ones might actually be nicer than the Magnums. 🤔 Foolishly I didn’t think to do a side-by-side comparison when had both in. Obviously responsible thing to do is to invest in some & conduct some rigorous testing. (I wish they’d start selling Tofutti ice-cream sandwiches in the UK; those are AMAZING: the tiny-independent-health-food-shop in Cambridge used to do them & the ice bit at the top of my wee fridge [boo food thieves...] would keep them just frozen enough that I could basically live off them. Well them & potatoes+tomatoes from the buttery...)

I now really want a Twilight bar nothing to do with sparkly vampires but I have none. And cannot simply nip to a shop for a vegan pseudo-Mars bar. Totally blaming this thread if I end up doing an order from the vegan shop.