I’ve never had anything to add to a FB Tat thread before

[EnglishGirlApproximately]

Until this beauty popped on to my timeline today

If you look closely you can even see the tiny feet

It was advertised as a gift for Mother’s Day. But not made by a DC

I thought it was a haggis!

Ooh I've been waiting for one of these to come up. Here's my offering ...

Jfc what the hell...

What are those babies??

screams in horror at those 'babies'

The baby What's it made out of? Presumably it's meant to look realistic, which begs the question... what's up with its face??

I wish I'd kept the sellers description now as well as the picture!
They may be coming soon to a Facebook Marketplace near you...

Those babies

I'm not against nappy cakes in general but come on.....

BipBop, surely they were never trying to sell the log thing, are you sure they weren't just proudly displaying what their preschooler made that day?

TreacherousPissFlap, please help me understand... Are they real life adult sized outdoor furniture made from tyres? It's a very confusing perspective when there's no banana for scale.

Real, adult size outdoor furniture motherforkin , a worthy addition to any garden

Perhaps the look they were aiming for with that baby was 3 seconds post forceps delivery

My MIL, God bless her, goes to loads of craft fairs. For DH’s Christmas she got him a skeleton made out of a wire hanger playing a guitar.

Aww agent cooper bless her. My Mil used to buy shit like that when she was with us she had a thing for shells she gave me a few seashell trinket boxes one Christmas

BipBop, surely they were never trying to sell the log thing, are you sure they weren't just proudly displaying what their preschooler made that day?

I can assure you they were being sold as a Mother’s Day present. .

There was pricing and a location ( which I cropped out ) to collect

I wouldn’t have posted that here if it had been a DC’s present

Adverts like this are the reason I follow these “buy and sell” and “DIY on a budget” style pages....

Why don’t people just bin their old shit rather than trying to flog it on Facebook?

For just £100 you could be the proud owner of this gem.

@Gertie75 wtf

That baby! That monkey!! They're going to give me nightmares

Monkey Baby WTAF

Well I went to work and came back to a turd in a hat and a scary monkey baby