I don't know why anybody else would bother looking at the link as I so obviously have the best score ever! It's the biggliest one and shows I can score higher than the rest of the world, so high, SO HIGH! MAGA? Ha! KMGA, I say. (Keep Me Great Always - godssake! Don't you get acoro... ackro...acron... Hell, those thing where the inish.... init...
starting words make another one. Word, I mean.)*
It reminded me of one of those quizzes in Jackie (when I was young) or Cosmopolitan (when I was older).
You know:
Your boyfriend said he would take you to see Duran Duran then cancels because his mother wants him to re-grout the bathroom.
Do you:
a) Appreciate the fact that he's such a good son and go round to their house on the day you should have seen DD to hold his Squeegee.
b) Break up with him, go to see DD alone and make vigorous attempts to sleep with all of them. Then turn up on his doorstep and threaten to self-immolate.
c) Explain in a reasoned fashion that you can only see DD on that one day, but he can do the re-grouting any time (as long as it fits in with his insane mama's** timetable) and, if he would accept this, you will go along with him on that occasion and, not only would you hold his Squeegee, you'd clean and dry it afterwards.
*Oops. Got the DTs again.
**Don't actually say "insane mama". Even though she obviously is as one day (if you play your cards right and do enough of these quizzes) she'll be a Mil and they're all bonkers as conkers.
Now , what could the right answer be?
