Am I nearly there yeeeeet? (train journey)

[StealthPolarBear]

I'm bored
I'm cold
I need a wee wee

And the man opposite is manspreading

Start staring at his crotch and smirking, as if his flie is open.

Chew bubble gum and pop it loudly to see how many dirty looks you get.

Laugh loudly at your phone as if you’ve just read the funniest thing ever.

Quickly cross your legs, kicking out the ‘over’ leg and just miss his crotch.

Can you fart?

This all sounds like hard work :) and with my luck I'd kick him in the crotch and feel awful.
When are they inventing a transponder again?

with my luck I'd kick him in the crotch and feel awful.

Not as awful as he’d feel. 😁

He has gone. I'm now sitting across from a woman who is much more considerate

What time do you reach your destination and why are you on such a long journey?

I’ve just had a lovely dinner of vegan pie, roasties and veg, washed down with a nice glass of Pinot Noir. Sorry OP. Just rubbing a little salt 🧂 on the wound. 😁

Sorry I've been back for about an hour and been to b and q. We have a leaky shower, night has got worse :(