If anyone fancies moving to Texas I've found an amazing house!

[NicoAndTheNiners]

here

Furniture available by negotiation.

I'm unsure what the historical Texans burial plot in the front yard is though.

Not to my taste but I think the kitchen's kind of amazing!

Seriously, this is at least the third thread about this house in the last week....

I love the kitchen

Oh another ‘I’m going to mock someone for their style choices’ thread. I do love how mumsnet is now the style gestapo of the internet.

I’d love a poke around the houses of the bitches that laugh at others.

Be ashamed of yourselves, be VERY ashamed bitches.

nanny I’m sorry. I’m soreeeeee.

I really am sooooooooooooo

Sooorrrreeeeeeeeeee

@nannyred is quite the MN thread police today. Bollocked someone else for asking a question/starting a thread which google would have apparantly answered.

Wonder what we're allowed to talk about?

And how nasty calling us bitches, talk about pot calling the kettle black. Maybe take a deeper look at your own character before calling out others?

Goodness, that kitchen is bonkers. You reckon the owner likes pink?!

Id hide in that little office!

It looks like a brothel that was put through the wash too many times.

'Be ashamed of yourselves, be VERY ashamed bitches.'

She said as she...

🤢🤢🤢

The dusting 😱

Looks like Barbara Cartland's Texan cousin lives there.

I feel a migraine coming on

I’m wondering what you googled to find it. Houses with burial plots? Very pink houses?!

Yikes! I could live with a burial plot but I couldn’t live with that interior decor, it’s a psychedelic nightmare. That said looking at the other listings on that page it seems you do get an awful lot of house/property for relatively little money in some parts of Texas.

Well, I like the pool.

theweek.com/speedreads/837175/people-are-losing-minds-over-insanely-decorated-house

Little house on the prairie meets studio ghibli with fairy lights lol. Nice pool though