Fancy a game of Airport Bingo?

[SeaViewBliss]

I’m sitting at a US airport waiting to board my flight home. I’ve got an hour. Any behaviours I should report back on?

People who take their shoes off
People who are being rude to staff
People who have funny hats ?

Twats putting their cases in the boarding queue so they get on first and going to sit down.

Chav mouthing off at their kids to behave /stop being noisy etc?

People who stand up the second the flight is called to stand in a queue for 20+ minutes whilst you sit back in your comfy seat

Any loud competative parenting on display?

I see a shoeless person asleep on the floor.

I see a leather baseball cap, does that count?

No loud parents so far but there are 5 kids crowded round a tablet with something blaring out.

Nuns or Monks

No queue twitchers yet but I’ve got a good seat to spot them from.

Someone is eating a really stinking egg sandwich

No religious personnel, I’ll keep an eye out.

What’s the weather like? Look for someone dressed for their destination, not for the weather where you are now.

Man wearing an Hawaiian shirt
Child sitting on pull along Animal case

I see a child in a Hawaiian shirt!!!

It’s warm and there are quite a few men in business suits. We are flying internally first though.

SeeViewBliss 😂

Someone toting a McDonalds food bag,
internal flights seems to have theses from my memory. They then open the bag once they take off, making everyone smell fries. bastards

I haven’t seen a Maccys in the airport but lots of people are clutching brown bags so some food smells I’m sure.

DH is trying to guess who is going to queue ponce first!

*pounce!

Malcolm and Jenny who don’t want to have a row in public but Jenny is seething because Malcolm just admitted he isn’t sure if he locked the garage door. Lots of glaring at Malcolm.

Someone being rude to airline staff.
Someone running to the gate to find it has closed.

Firemanking

And they’re off! They just called for passengers who need assistance. At least 5 people leapt from their seats and are now hovering!

One of those suitcases with the person's face on it!
A stag or hen do.

First pouncer will be young clean shaven businessman with dark hair

People who stand up the second the flight is called to stand in a queue for 20+ minute

I learnt the other day that there's a funny name for these and people take the piss on the Internet but I can't remember what it is.

I just stay seated until everyone else has got on and when I get to the plane, people are still pissing about and not in their seats.