Today my son told me I should be in an old people’s home.

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Last week we did jetskiing, buggy racing, up a mountain together.
I didn’t think I was ready for a home just yet.

That's what I do@HalfBloodPrincess

I hate you!

Ok then, thanks, see you later! (Cheery wave)

I'm really annoying

happyhusband might you have to step up and be a parent/husband ?

Sorry but tired joke. Men have hormones too and aren't easy to live with.

Ha ha bring's back memories, my DD was alway's saying i hate you to me my reply was bet not as much as i hate you, she once said she was going to call childline because i told her to tidy up her tip of a bedroom, they grow out of it honestly

I live in Australia and there are LOTS of ads for "aged care living for the over 55s". I've still got a few years to go but it doesn't stop DH from telling my boys (6 and 11) that that's where I'll be soon and they can visit me there.

Dont worry OP I used to say my late mums NI number was 1A she was that old, from the age of about 10 I used to tell her it wouldnt be long till I was putting her in a home karma will have it thats what my kids tell me

@AudacityOfHope it actually helped me with childhood bullies too.
If anyone ever picked on me or called me names I just used to agree with them or say thank you - it used to infuriate them as it’s not the reaction they wanted. My old grandad taught me that (think it’s an army thing)

SparrowBo. Yes it is an old joke. I love them both dearly and hope we can all get on through it.

I have an 11 year old dd. She loves to ask me what Queen Victoria was like. 11 years olds are mean.

Happy husband. My DH is facing the same problem. I don't envy him

Kids!

I'd have said "I'd love to! Someone to see to my every need, no need to do anything j didn't want to, good meals and likeminded people to talk to"

I've worked in several, granted not all are good/nice but most are and the food is usually lovely, one particular one I worked in the cook was especially fab - she was also one of the owners - and loved giving us staff "leftovers" to take home. Her apple crumble was gorgeous!

If it makes you feel better then an 11yo student asked me what a DVD player was today when it was referenced in a mock exam he was sitting. Jeez, I'm only 36 but felt about 90.

You're not old in the slightest but when you're 11, anyone over 25 is ancient!

Dis-inherit him!