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Things you thought you'd never 'crack' on.....

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ContessaIsOnADietDammit · 25/04/2019 09:09

We all start out with our lofty ideals, don't we. Some stay with us for the long haul, others fall away at the first hurdle screen time for toddlers, anyone?

In my case, I have stuck like glue to the 'Your family, your problem' approach with DH; it's been 10 years but I have insisted throughout that HE be their main point of contact, not me. I do not want the responsibility of managing both his family and my own. HE remembers and buys the birthday cards, HE organises visits, HE updates the diary. So far, so good.... except that he's shit at it and 'misremembers' and listens to my entirely justified complaints with a barely-concealed shitty grin that shows he plainly just doesn't really care.

Today, I have finally cracked. I sent a message from his phone to step-MIL pretending to be him so that we could get a sodding update on when she and FIL will visit us this weekend (thay are shit at this sort of helpful communication). I swear something in my heart died as I did it. I couldn't send it from my own phone or she'd be all 'YES - I will now contact Contessa for all future queries'.

Anyway. It's done now, she will hopefully answer soon and then I can go out and leave them to it Grin

Please take my mind off marital disgruntlement by telling me of the things you never thought you'd crack on.....

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TreacherousPissFlap · 25/04/2019 10:52

Any sort of childhood paraphernalia with a character on it - there was a point where I struggled to find one thing of DS's without Lightning fecking McQueen on it.

Computer / console in bedroom - couldn't stand the noise downstairs any longer.

Long hair - still hate it but at 14 I had to concede that it wasn't really my business any more.

DisgraceToTheYChromosome · 25/04/2019 12:01

DD's glottal stop. She picked it up while associating with people I disapproved of (part of teenage rebellion) and now it won't shift unless she's at work. Grr.

FrolickingFroglets · 25/04/2019 12:27

Same situation but with DH and his god-daughter & best friend. I caved and called the wife to organise meeting for GodD's birthday and a gift because he couldn't even be arsed to send a text on her actual birthday.
I didn't hide it though. I told his BF's wife that DH was being a dick and we should sort it ourselves as the men were clearly to pathetic to do so.

beepbeeprichie · 25/04/2019 14:41

Peppa fecking Pig
Before children I swore the little bastard wouldn’t darken my TV set. Yet there she is, on a daily basis, keeping the peace.

Fruityfruitcake · 25/04/2019 14:45

@DisgraceToTheYChromosome What's a Glottal stop?

DisgraceToTheYChromosome · 25/04/2019 16:45

@ Fruityfruitcake
The failure, mostly by Londoners, to pronounce the letter "t".
E.g. : Be'y bough' a bi' of bu'er, bu' the bu'er Be'y bough' was bu'er.

MitziTheTabbyIsMyOverlord · 25/04/2019 16:48

"I'm only going to lurk" on MN Grin

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