6 word stories

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Can you write one?

This isn't mine, but is apparently Ernest Hemingway (I've heard it described as the best story he ever wrote).

Baby shoes for sale. Never worn

Here's mine:
Sworn never to make mistakes. Again.

Can you write one?

We shall board the Titanic tomorrow.

They said: 'It's impossible.' It wasn't.

A story about loss, what loss? That'll be up to the reader.

She was there, once, now gone.

I LOVE this! Soooo much better (to me) than those threads where you just add a word or something (probably great fun to do, VERY annoying to read!)

Palominoo - They said "impossible". They spoke truth!

Oooo, writing more:

Reader, I married him. Now divorced.

I stepped out boldly. Now bolder.

Baldy said "blondes have more fun"

We fucked, fucked, fucked. Bored now.

OP wrote: I like this game.

Not my monkeys, not my circus.

My monkeys, my circus... oh heck.

ha ha ha. Very "on site", Molly. What about these:

"mmmm" she head tilted, clutching pearls.

"Did you mean to be rude"?

"A CF" all of MN proclaimed.

"NO is a complete sentence". Capitulated.

"I always hate everyone else's children"

"You are to blame for this"

"I expect to be flamed". Flamed!

OMG, Molly... You've improved my thread. MN inspired 6 word stories!!!!

"Gave DD12 booze" The Internet imploded!

"Leaving DS4 alone?" See above!

"How should I best utilise toiletbrush?"

"Is Zoflora the best thing EVER?"

Story of my life as a dog owner “don’t eat that, dog eats that” the end

Alice

"Eurrrgh! Don't come near me" Does.

Leccy's out, fire's burning, children thriving.

Story of my life as a cat owner

"I'm not holding the door forever"

Tried killing myself. Still alive, hooray!

"MIL?"
"You have a DH problem"

Used parachute for sale, contact executors.