Little victories that give you pleasure (lighthearted)

[Lokidokiartichoki]

Does anyone else have little victories that they have over someone, that the person doesn’t, or will never know about?

Whenever my husband is getting on my nerves and i offer to make a cup of tea, I always put the milk in first.
Also if I’m serving up dinner, i ‘accidentally’ dip his fork handle in the sauce or gravy so it gets on his hands.

Anyone else? Or am I just weird?

My brother was the sporty one i the family and also the funny one. I was the quiet bookworm.

On holiday in France we stopped for a break on a day out and there was a place that hired kayaks for 30 mins a time and we both asked to have a go.

I'd actually been kayaking with the girl guides so I knew how to turn, I didn't realise my brother was copying me until I heard the splash and heard my mum shouting, "get the kayak, it's floating away".

@MitziK
@polarpig
Karma really is a bitch! 😁

@strawberrylollipop
I'm going to try those tips - especially the egg tip

@Happynow001 forget about the glass, empty the hot water out of the pan, shoogle the eggs round to crack them & run cold water in over the top. Exactly the same effect, no extra utensils.

Getting an apology from someone very senior to me when she questioned a decision I'd made that meant I had to spend money. Turned out shed ok'd all the decisions that necessitated me spending.

Beating other drivers off the lights. I think I'm on the grid every single time! I don't speed - I just have to have the quickest reaction time!

Thanks @Coldhandscoldheart

Seeing that the salon where I got my hair butchered last year had shut down.

I felt a bit bad as the stylist in question was lovely and friendly, but this didn't make up for having to wear grips for six months.

@dictionarycorners - sorry only just seen your comment.
Because it’s seen as a girly hobby I’m afraid. He is only one of one or two boys at the lessons. Never mind that almost all top jockeys are male. Unfortunately he does get bullied a lot for not conforming to the stereotypical male - short hair, likes football etc - at secondary.