I’ve never met them in real life but...

[TheZeppo]

... I think Billy Zane would be very funny and kind (complete opposite to Titanic and exact replica of Curfew).

Sarah Michelle Gellar learnt enough on the set of BtVS to save me in any scenario.

Patrick Swayze (God bless him) would have taught me to dance (or surf!) kindly (whilst wanting to shout at me).

Anyone else got imaginary celebs friends?

Phil Tufnell, cricketer and team captain on question of sport. Always think he seems like a nice bloke you would meet in the local pub, have a beer with and a bit of banter. Seems down to earth.

Rav Wilding. I'd let him ride me all night.

I would love to go out for dinner and drinks with Ian Hislop and/or Tom the receptionist from Celebs go Dating

Patrick Swayze taught me how to love.

In my dreams i'm married to Paul Scholes. I think he's lovely.

I wanna play guitar with Pete Doherty after drinking a lot of gin with the woman from catastrophe.

Ray Mears. Best mates with the porky chap who knows his way round survival in times of peril, never a bad idea.

Jerry Seinfeld would obviously live downstairs from me.
Gary Rhodes can teach me to cook (don't ask)
Tony Blair can be your mate's dad you secretly fancy

Bear Grhylls is who actually led your outward bound trip in Year 8, rather than Simon from fucking Tunbridge Wells or wherever

Sean Pertwee (son of Jon Dr Who/Worzel Gummidge ) would be the best bodyguard and would literally throw himself in front of a speeding bullet to save me.

In my head anyway,

#Fireinthegrate I had the pleasure to meet Phil Tufnell while he was still club level. Absolute top bloke, exactly the same as he is on Tv. He got caught smoking weed behind the score box the thing was, as much as the public school committee members were disproving of his antics, they couldn't get rid of him because he was too bloody good. He taught me how to spin bowl when everyone was shocked at a girl being in the colts. He was always a bit of a rebel but he is a sweetheart. His partner was lovely too.

And yes, as a teenage girl I had a bit of a crush on him but he wasn't sleezy in the slightest.

Met Bily Zane and Sean Pertwee at comic cons. Billy Zane wasn’t particularly chatty but not rude, Sean Pertwee has huge queues as he talks to everyone for ages. Think he’s someone to go down the pub with.