Bizarre/odd dreams

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Last night I dreamt I was a surrogate for the Duke and Duchess of Sussex and gave birth to their baby girl in a bath. I was very apologetic for the amount of blood and had to spend ages shouting for somebody to come and see I had had the baby. The Duchess was very happy though !

Please share you random/odd dreams and tell me I am not too odd for this one (I have had some even odder ones)

Two nights ago I dreamt I was taking the sleeper to Edinburgh from London. However, I had more stuff with me that I wanted to take all the way to Edinburgh and back, so I hid them in a department store in the middle of town. It was a very posh store (more so than Harrods), and I had huge fun tracking it down on the way home. The staff knew what I'd done, so they knew I wasn't stealing things from the shop (so why I couldn't put it in a box in a store room I don't know). The trouble was I couldn't remember what I'd hidden or where. It was most peculiar!

I have loads of odd dreams but usually forget them quickly. A recent one that I remember involves Her Majesty the Queen, dressed in purple, knocking on my front door and saying she'd come to invite me to some posh event.

This is a timely thread. Last night I dreamt that burglars had broken in and stolen our downstairs toilet and washbasin!

I have very weird dreams and can only think it must be due to the meds I take.

A very frequent one is a hidden room in a house, the house is derelict but this one room is beautifully furnished and immaculate. However it's like an Indiana Jones type escapade to reach the room and I never quite get there.

Night before last I dreamt I was at a fancy country house hotel and Meghan Markle went into labour so I delivered the baby in the store cupboard. Staff kept coming in for cleaning products which really annoyed me.

Simon Cowell made me and a friend a meal last night, odd that it was served in a double decker bus, but the presentation was nice.

Last night I dreamed I was leaving my job. They'd had a collection and my boss bought the presents with the money. She got me

A £42 gift card (very precise amount)
Some scratch cards
A bag of Minstrels
A Keanu Reeves porno mag (I don't even like Keanu Reeves) with the receipt showing it cost £10

I'm beyond help aren't I?

Years ago I had a very realistic dream where I was the girlfriend of Robbie Williams.

At the time he was in a quiet period of his career and not in the news and I wasn’t remotely interested in him. He isn’t my type at all.

We had met as I was a seamstress in the dream and I handmade his shirts for his concert appearances. I can sew in real life but the shirts I made for Robbie were beautiful!

He was quite normal but fun and we were very much in love.

The dream from time to time reoccurs and has progressed to my being his wife although I haven’t had a dream about the wedding. I am younger in my dream than in real life but am myself other than being a seamstress although I only see for Robbie now we’re married!

We go shopping, we potter about the house, I watch him sing on tv shows and in concert and we have a grand old time. He’s very affectionate, loving and we have a laugh. I haven’t dreamt about having sex with him but we kiss and cuddle and go to bed and kiss and cuddle.

I meet other famous people sometimes in the dreams at after show parties or if we go out for a meal etc and I chat to them as normal.

The weird thing is that I feel I do now actually know him and if I met him it would feel like meeting an old friend despite my really thinking he’s a twat.

Why him of all people, I will nevertheless know.

Dreams are funny things aren't they. I recently saw a GP who I first met over 15 years ago. Never fancied him. But after my latest appointment had a sex dream with him in it and I couldn't stop thinking about it for a few days after. He can't be much older than me. I think I'll have to see another GP next time

I dreamt my pony came back last night.
I groomed him all over and then just draped over him sniffing his smell as I'd missed him so much.
It was so real.
It's been almost 20 years since he died but today I really missed him so much it hurt.

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I still dream about my old girl dog. They're really happy dreams when she's there.

My dreams are really weird. I regularly have dreams involving going back to my former houses. Maybe I have to move back in. Or I've left something there and go to collect it. It's always stressful as I don't want to go.
One time I went shopping with Gok Wan in a huge mall. Another time there was a man with a sort of knife made from a triangle of metal. He was on the road outside my old school attacking people. Sex dreams involving people I don't fancy. The list goes on really.