Pished Husband (All the Swears)

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H has just come in from night out pished as a fucking fart. Proceeded to stink the place out with beer squits, attempt to pass out on bathroom floor (which I won't tolerate as not fair on DC), crawled to bed after I hauled him up and now thrown up stupidly loudly and woken DD.

I am beyond fucking raging as he has kept me awake with nonsense texts most of the night, and it won't be him up with DD at 7am because he'll be lying in his bed all fucking day doing the dying duck impression.

He doesn't go out often but when he does it's always like this, every damn time. He seems to be totally incapable of not over doing it and of behaving like a responsible adult. And then he wonders why I'm not thrilled when he announces he's going out.

I have health problems and struggle with fatigue anyway, so the whole weekend is probably a write off for me now. I could honestly cry.

Rant over, thanks for listening

Mine is still out. He was already fucked when I last spoke to him around 10. Had a nonsense text from him which I think means he's on his way home.

He has form for sleepwalking and being sick when he's this drunk.

I have a very rare child free day off tomorrow. I'll be fucking livid if I have to forgo my lie in and sleep on the couch.

I feel you Sudo. Fuckers.

Beer squits... urgh. Now I'm gonna get nightmares

At least you can smell it Sparklfairy

Can't smell it. FFS autocorrect

When I was pregnant with my 1st, my ex went out at xmas, He came back stinking drunk, he fell in the garden so i left him there. Mind you i did leave the door unlocked and threw a blanket over him lol.

Quite right Vodka, I'd have left him in the garden lol, but didn't want DD to trip over him on the bathroom floor.

I'm on the sofa watching a film, I've just checked on him and it's stinking of sweaty man and drink and farts boak

Well everyone seems to have lovely Fridays nights on here.

What beautiful visions I now have in my head.

I truly hope you both get your lie ins due you tomorrow, but I bet they'll be dead weight til about midmorning at least and then groan away the rest of the day --completely opting out of family life for the weekend!

How peachy!

It's like you have a crystal ball Smother

Mine's home, couldn't unlock the door, fell backwards down the stairs on top of me - is now asleep on the bathroom floor

Bloody hell Sudo I hope are you are ok. Like I said, Fuckers.

He won't remember that sudo and will wonder why he's so bruised and achy!

As predicted, I was up at 7.15 with DD while he still stews in his pit. I'm tempted to buy a pair of the fitflop trainers I've been after on his credit card (well my card, his account) as compensation.

Kick him out of his pit.
Go back to bed.
After buying the shoes.
This sort of behaviour is fucking ridiculous. If grown men can’t avoid getting shitfaced when they drink then they can’t drink. Or they can fuck off and live elsewhere. Selfish sods.
Oh and next weekend? You’re having a weekend off.

How very eloquently put Wolfie!

Back to bed with you!
But get the shoes first!

How often does he do this?

I wouldn’t put up with this. You’re all far more forgiving than me.

No me neither Blue. If you’re a grown up you shouldn’t be drinking so much that it makes you ill and has an adverse affect on the family. A one off? Can be forgiven. But a pattern? Even if it happens rarely? They need to sober up or sod off. Can’t understand why it’s ok for men to do this. Bet if it was a mother the replies would be different.

I’m dating a man who likes to go out and get writ off with his mates. We don’t live together. He has no kids mine is late teens.

By fuck would I have him here in that state. Or go and pick him up. He’s an adult. If he wants to do that, he gets himself a hotel, or goes home under his own steam.

And I wouldn’t be mothering or otherwise pandering to him the next day. I’m too old for that shit.

(Thankfully he doesn’t expect me to lift and lay him - he’s currently dying on his mates sofa - we have no plans this weekend so it’s up to him)

Been there etc etc

Thankfully my OH doesn't drink so I don't have any of this nonsense in my life anymore!

He's been up, doesn't in anyway grasp what any arse he's been, vomited up the water he drank and gone back to bed.

I was wondering how things would have been today if he'd fallen backwards onto a DC sudo

Dead weight drunk men are a risk to themselves and others.

They both have toxic relationships with alchohol, and yeah, how is it OK to inflict yourself on someone else when you get in that state.

If mine got in that state he'd have to stay out, I don't want DC seeing someone who's supposed to be a role model in that state.

If it's was a one off, but to do this repeatedly, what a fun guy to have around!