And there is no emergency NHS overnight dental provision in the entirety of Wales.
I went to my GP yesterday afternoon with what I thought was an ear infection and a lump on the side of my jaw, only to be told by him that it's dental and because I don't have a dentist I needed to call 111 as there's nothing he could do for me.
I finally got a callback at half nine last night and although the woman was lovely and very sympathetic to the growing golf ball on the side of my face there is nothing to be done until tomorrow, when hopefully I'll be given an urgent dental appointment.
I'm in so much pain though. Really bad earache and my face feels like it's pulsating. Painkillers aren't touching it - and I take heavy duty morphine etc. I'm at the point where I'm contemplating chopping my own head off. Not really but arrrgh. Cold and hot compresses as advised by 111 have done nothing.