Chatting with a colleague, I was theorising about taking over the world (as you do) and what would happen were I to be arrested.
He came out with, 'don't drop the soap.'
My response was to send him a link to Just Detention International and explain that rape jokes aren't funny.
Oh, but it's okay because it's only a saying and I know it still happens. 
Grrrrrr. 
How do I respond to that without using fuck a million times? I'm ignoring him at the moment, I want to verbally eviscerate him!