In an ideal world... (lighthearted/first world problems)

[CoperCabana]

When you pull up at nursery, they dash out to the car with a skinny latte and talk your child in

When you are in a lift at work, there are secret tweezers hidden for when you glance in the mirror and see an inch long white hair growing from your chin

Children’s coats are embedded with a homing device

Children put themselves to bed, teeth brushed, etc, with no fuss or input from me needed...

How about when you make your children a delicious nutritious meal containing no weird ingredients and comprised entirely of things they have previously eaten and apparently enjoyed they sit still and actually eat it?

I know I know. I'm asking for the moon.

Ok. In fantasy land... when you get tired and think "i should go to bed" you magically find yourself in bed, makeup off, teeth brushed, washing hung out so you can go to sleep whilst you're still sleepy - before you wake yourself up with all that prep work.

I would love to be able to wear all the massive high heels and they be as comfortable as my uggs please!!

I want apparating to be an actual thing. No commuting, no plane flights taking hours, you just type your destination into your phone and you instantly go there.

@Cherrysoup oh my goodness you're right - I'm mixing up my favourite 90s movies. Either way I want both of those!

My Mum used to have our gloves fastened on a long string running up our coat sleeves, so when they weren't on they just dangled. Does anyone still do this?

Drive thru ATMs here in the UK

Self tidying toys - at the end of the day click your fingers and watch as they all magically go back into the toy sets they came from. Because while kids will tidy up, they whine the next day when they can’t find the toy they unceremoniously horsed into a corner the night before.

Remote locking front door. Ideally linked to car key so that when I exhaustedly point my car key at my front door, expecting it to open, it will.

And a 5 second fake tan that doesn’t require drying or copious rubbing in or all the nonsense with it smearing over clothes or covers.

Vegetables would be bad for you and taste disgusting, chocolates would taste as they do now and be the ultimate superfoods.