This is a really weird thing to post about, but has it ever happened to someone else?
I was in tesco, looking at the reduced section and a guy is stood in the way looking. Lots of stuff in his hands, as he moves over he drops the kitchen roll. So I pick it up for him, and as I hand it to him, he audibly and loudly farts. He giggles and says thanks. We carried on looking at the reduced stuff, then it it hit me. It was utterly foul smelling, but the guy just kept looking.
He then sniffed in a few times.(as one does when they catch a whiff of a deadly one) ... Put the kitchen roll in the fridge before turning on his heels and wandering off, looking pleased with himself.
WTF?