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Stranger farted infront of me

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daffodyle · 07/03/2019 09:32

This is a really weird thing to post about, but has it ever happened to someone else?

I was in tesco, looking at the reduced section and a guy is stood in the way looking. Lots of stuff in his hands, as he moves over he drops the kitchen roll. So I pick it up for him, and as I hand it to him, he audibly and loudly farts. He giggles and says thanks. We carried on looking at the reduced stuff, then it it hit me. It was utterly foul smelling, but the guy just kept looking.
He then sniffed in a few times.(as one does when they catch a whiff of a deadly one) ... Put the kitchen roll in the fridge before turning on his heels and wandering off, looking pleased with himself.

WTF?

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RLOU30 · 07/03/2019 09:33
Grin
HotChocolateLover · 07/03/2019 09:34

😂😂😂

Brahumbug · 07/03/2019 09:37

That has cheered up my morning!

Sarahjconnor · 07/03/2019 09:38

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Malibucyprus · 07/03/2019 09:40

😂😂😂😂

A fairly new colleague of mine, did a long and loud fart from the office next door to mine yesterday. It was so loud, I heard the whistle through the walls. I burst out laughing, and his words were “I think it’s ok, so far so good”

I’m one of those immature people that find farts hilarious. Not so keen on smelling them though, I wouldn’t wanna chew on a random blokes fart in the woopsy section!

Palominoo · 07/03/2019 09:41

Sorry, couldn't resist -, Grin

Jinglejanglefish · 07/03/2019 09:49

I think he’s reaction was more weird than anything else. I do find farts hilarious, someone farted in yoga once and I was laughing about it for days.

znetzkisch · 07/03/2019 09:56

Was that some sort of deterrent to stop you stealing his bargains from the reduced section? Grin

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