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Shit or get off the pot!

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TurtleyAwesome · 06/03/2019 17:02

Ahh, I just love this expression. No idea where I heard it (Gavin and Stacey? The Office?) but it summarises so many situations. Example, stranger is stood in from of what I want in the supermarket but not selecting anything. “Shit or get off the pot!” I think, meaning “pick something or get out the way”.
The time it comes most into my head is on the motorway and some joker is in the fast lane but not making any attempt to overtake. “Shit or get off the pot!” I say, meaning “overtake or get back into the middle lane, for the love of God!”.

Anyway I have a DS now. Inevitably there are to be hundreds of moment I’ll want to say it, but shan’t, mustn’t teach those words. I’m wracking my brain and can’t for the life of me work out what the non sweary, more polite equivalent of this phrase is, can anyone help? It’s not just “hurry up” because it has that extra layer of “you are stopping someone else using something but you’re not using it yourself”.

Come on wordsmiths, any help?

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homemadegin · 06/03/2019 17:04

I know what you mean OP. I like it as well. Use it or lose it sort of works?

StealthPolarBear · 06/03/2019 17:05

Stop dithering works well. Optional "bloody" to be inserted depending on listeners

Greensleeves · 06/03/2019 17:05

I have this problem. Most of my go-to idioms are so offensive that I get terribly tongue-tied in meetings with school because I can't say what comes to mind.

In your particular example...my 16yo says "pick a lane". I say "shit or get off the pot" Grin

JenniferJareau · 06/03/2019 17:06

'I haven't got all day' we used to use

KindergartenKop · 06/03/2019 17:07

Hurry the fuck up?

StealthPolarBear · 06/03/2019 17:07

Uou could get yourself used to poo or get off the pot

Movingtoplanetclanger · 06/03/2019 17:08

Poo or get off the pot (?)

I am such a talented wordsmith Grin

SeaToSki · 06/03/2019 17:10

Fish or cut bait

TheInvestigator · 06/03/2019 17:10

Isn't it from that movie with Rene zellweger... The Bachelor or something. It's how the guy proposes to her; that's all I remember!

Hobbes8 · 06/03/2019 17:12

I know the expression from the film Clerks. They have a whole discussion about how the main character needs to shit or get off the pot.

TurtleyAwesome · 06/03/2019 17:18

You lot are amazing. Great answers! Use it or lose it is pretty catchy.
I haven’t seen The Batchelor or Clerks, it’s gonna annoy me now trying to think where I heard it! Gilmore Girls?

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TurtleyAwesome · 06/03/2019 17:20

Oh, mystery solved, it was The Office and it was “piss or get off the pot”

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haverhill · 06/03/2019 17:23

My mum was using the expression back in the 80s. She’s klassy Grin

Fluffyears · 06/03/2019 18:40

I told my DH that after 8 years of being engaged, we were married 6 months later.

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