What is the worst thing your child has done?

[Elnudzio]

I would say either ripping a whole bowl of spaghetti hoops over or screaming through the notebook.

Sent a text to her friends mum
On my phone (as me) saying what a horrible girl the woman's child was (they had fallen out). Dd age 8

I was in the bath, having my hair washed by DD when DS1 walks in with iPad saying 'and there's my mummy...' followed by the sound of the adults on the other end of the FaceTime giggling

Mine like to comment on my activities in public loos. "Mummy why you pulling blood out your bagina?" in the shrill tones of a five year old spring to mind. Also "Oh dear mummy, you pants is all grubby." Fecking periods.