Stop putting dominos in the coal scuttle

[DisgraceToTheYChromosome]

...and other things you would never say before you had toddlers in the house. DGS is even more barking than his mother was, which is saying something.

Pumpkin is not an appropriate fruit

(After 3 yo Ds selected the pumpkin from the fruit bowl for his snack. And explained that it was actually fruit, because the seeds are in the middle I blame CBeebies for that little nugget of wisdom. So we now use the term 'appropriate fruit', quite regularly in our house!

'Stop biting your brother's willy'

That's to the cats though 😊

‘We do not lick the tube train.’

(Followed two days later by: ‘if you feel sick again you have to be sick in this bowl’).

“Stop picking his eyes”

(This is DS taking his nails off the eyes of DD’s baby doll, “Nigel”).

'No tricky sums at the table!!'

Probably one of the weirdest rules in our house!

To DS: take your finger OUT of your sister’s bottom...what’s that? No she does NOT like it.

SchoolHop oh! You learn something every day! I’ll pass on that nugget of info, thank you!

Stop touching your brothers bum

Why are you weeing on the dog?

"Good girls do NOT glue empty Wotsits packets to the wall!"

"Fish cannot play Boggle!"

'Why are there Post-It notes in the fish tank?'