boyfriend catches his girlfriend STEALING his sperm

[justasking111]

I just cannot get my head around this. Why would anyone?

"A worried man has turned to the internet for advice after discovering his girlfriend 'stealing' his sperm after sex.

The baffled boyfriend from New York revealed on Reddit that he had gone to the bathroom after having sex with his girlfriend, and returned to find her 'pouring the contents of a used condom inside her vagina'."

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6690569/Boyfriend-takes-Reddit-beg-advice-discovers-girlfriend-stealing-sperm.html

One of my family members loves his second child with all his heart but said child was conceived using a condom that his ex partner had put pin holes in, and the belief the pill was being taken by his partner. He found out after by checking the rest of the condoms and she then admitted it and also confirmed she wasn't taking the pill

Obviously he wouldn't ever wish his child wasn't there. He adores this child but the choice was taken away from him by the deliberate choice by someone else to interrupt their contraception.

I think you should post this OP

Victim blaming at it’s best. I wonder if you’d say the same about a man who pricked holes in a condom to deliberately get his girlfriend pregnant?

Do we really need a lesson as to why this is quite different?!

Agree that it would be nigh on impossible to 'pour the contents of a used condom inside your vagina'.

Condom wibbly wobby, vagina isn't an open hole (!), you'd need to have your cunt at least sloping back, sounds tricky and not a little messy, and I reckon you'd need at least 3 hands to do it.

Surely put it in a turkey baster and take it from there?

Agree that it would be nigh on impossible to 'pour the contents of a used condom inside your vagina'

Yep. It actually sounds like something a man with zero sexual experience with females would say. Anyone who has been intimate with a woman knows this would be near impossible

Yep, Nothingon but it’s amazing what people really, really want to believe!
As for Boris Becker’s, erm, episode I believe he claimed they had oral sex, and she removed the semen from her mouth, kept it and inserted it into her vagina. Not sure if it was very soon after or at a later stage....
but seeing as semen has to be kept cool it’s a little ...odd.
Hasn’t he gone bankrupt since?

I saw this on Reddit and opinion was it was another MRA baiter and did not happen.

but seeing as semen has to be kept cool it’s a little ...odd.

Eh? Semen lives in my balls and is pretty warm. How does it need to be kept cool?

Plus my DW and I had some help conceiving our first. She had to keep a pot of my semen, that I'd just produced, warm under her armpit for the 40 min drive to the clinic.

Even though I agree that most of these stories are probably bollocks and only attempted/believed by morons. How is it not wrong for a woman to purposefully try and get pregnant by duping a man/lying about contraception or even sabotaging it?

I don 't think the poster was claiming that his girlfriend became pregnant as a result, just that he caught her attempting it. Personally I do find that believable to some extent, some women desperately want to become pregnant and will try all kinds of things to achieve it.

Eh? Semen lives in my balls and is pretty warm. How does it need to be kept cool?

That’s why testicles hang outside the body - to keep them at a lower temperature than inside the body.

Eh? Semen lives in my balls and is pretty warm. How does it need to be kept cool?

Did you never wonder why balls were kept inconveniently and vulnerable on the outside of the body? I'm sure we covered that in biology at school.

but seeing as semen has to be kept cool it’s a little ...odd

Dh's sperm sample was kept in my bra and body temperature, not chilled. And yes testicle keep them less hot bit the inside ofena testicle are not refrigerated

That’s why testicles hang outside the body - to keep them at a lower temperature than inside the body.

I know that, to keep them slightly lower than body temperature. Hardly "cool" though is it?