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A feminist man walks into a bar.....

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BertrandRussell · 07/02/2019 21:09

Just shows how low the bar is, doesn’t it?

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Elfinablender · 08/02/2019 19:15

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer..........................................................................................................and a packet of nuts"
The barman says, "why the big pause?"
And the bears says, "I was just born with them"

Jsmith99 · 08/02/2019 19:23

Michael O’Leary walks into a bar in Dublin and orders a pint of Guinness.

“That’s €1, please” says the barman.

“Only €1 a pint, that’s very cheap” replies O’Leary.

“We have the cheapest beer in Dublin” says the barman. O’Leary proffers a single coin in playment.

“Now then”, says the barman “would you be wanting a glass with that?”

safariboot · 09/02/2019 10:30

Jsmith Grin

placemats · 09/02/2019 10:39

Brexit walks into a bar and the bartender asks:

Why the long farce?

PotholePalace · 09/02/2019 10:43
Grin
CanoeDoYouThinkYouAre · 09/02/2019 13:22

Combine harvesters.

Then you'd have a really but restaurant.

CanoeDoYouThinkYouAre · 09/02/2019 13:23

BIG restaurant.

Fucking autocorrect....

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