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Me and my mouth

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BloodyHellBeryl · 07/02/2019 12:50

I popped into the supermarket earlier and i was stood behind a woman, maybe in her late 50's who was unloading a large trolley full of stuff onto the belt. There was another woman stood behind me, also maybe aged in her 50's who i was chatting to.
I must admit, i talk to anyone and everyone.
However, the last 2 items that the woman in front unloaded was a packet of san pro and a roll of duct tape.
I laughed and said well if one fails, the other won't.
The woman who i had been chatting to laughed, but the woman who they belonged to glared at me like i had just said i was going to murder her family dog or something.
When will i ever learn to keep my mouth well and truly closed?? Maybe i should have taken a strip off the duct tape roll and taped my own mouth up. I daresay the woman shared the same sentiment.

Does anyone else have foot and mouth problems?

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Aprilshowersarecomingsoon · 07/02/2019 13:00

Once described an incident and retorted that the man didn't have a leg to stand on.
To my friend who had no legs.

vampirethriller · 07/02/2019 18:01

I have a friend who met a man who lost both legs in a train accident and told him she was glad he was getting his life back on track.

One Xmas I was telling my sister how terrible the book Death Comes To Pemberley is. Xmas morning comes and guess what she's bought me?

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