Laughing at the thought of the RF on the Jeremy Vile show.
I can just see it now.
Vile in his shouting voice. Admit it Charlie, you got Camilla pregnant and gave your baby away!
Charles twisting his signet ring ' Er no, the only relationship I had then was with my tomato plants'
Betty adjusting her crown ' and crusading against monstrous carbunkles '
Phil while glaring at Vile ' it's all bollocks, if it had been that Ferguson tart I could understand, she wanted her bedroom decorated like a French tarts boudoir'
Vile ' how do you know what a French tarts boudoir looks like?'
Betty ' yah Phillip, that is a question one has often wondered about '
Phil ' oh er, well that's not what we're here for Elizabeth'
Vile ' but it's an interesting question, are you going to answer it?'
Camilla ' Charles will you stop playing with your ring!'
Vile ' Simons on the Jeremy Vile show, that way '
Simon ' mother'
Betty stroking a growling corgi ' oh this is annus horribilis, Phillip do something '
Vile looking smug ' after the break DNA results, we're right back, don't go anywhere'