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Bored? Help me find an ugly present.

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TheShiteRunner · 04/02/2019 20:41

My friend's birthday is coming up. We always get absolutely bloody horribly ugly stuff for one another's birthdays. Last year I bought him a doll with a porcelain face and the body of a bear, with massive fake eyelashes. It was disgusting.
Would prefer second hand on ebay. I was outbid on a horrible nylon pair of Charles and Di commemorative wedding knickers. Angry
Anyone wanna help me?

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Otterseatpuffinsdontthey · 04/02/2019 21:37

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rosablue · 04/02/2019 21:41

Search ‘nose shower gel dispenser’ on Amazon or eBay - a large plasticy nose that you can fix to the wall of your shower/by the sink etc. Fill it with some shower gel that looks very snot like.

Snot (aka shower gel or handwash) is dispensed from the nostril when squeezed or picked... typically £3-7 on amazon or eBay...

Omgineedanamechange · 04/02/2019 21:43

Something for his holidays

www.cafepress.co.uk/+flip_flops,844969365

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MotorcycleMayhem · 04/02/2019 21:43

How about a 'nice' deer jaw bottle opener?

rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F173751923276

WhoGivesADamnForAFlakeyBandit · 04/02/2019 21:47

Fake tattoo shirt

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TheShiteRunner · 04/02/2019 21:49

Oh God I knew I could count on you lot... Right I'm gonna trawl through your posts now...

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ByeGermsByeWorries · 04/02/2019 21:54

These disgusting things are doing the rounds on fb sales page right now. Maybe your friend would love one Grin

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TheShiteRunner · 04/02/2019 21:55

OMG ByeGerms they are PERFECT! Absolutely bloody vile.

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Walnutwhipster · 04/02/2019 21:55

My MIL bought me this...apparently they're available on Ebay.

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poppym12 · 04/02/2019 21:58

not sure of the age of your friend but these maybe........
www.ufmunderwear.com/articles/give-sagging-testicles-the-required-support-with-ufm-underwear/

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TheShiteRunner · 04/02/2019 22:02

That is great poppy (esp as he is a fwb!)

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strawberriesandsugar · 04/02/2019 22:04

Pink foam toilet seat

InvisibleShoes · 04/02/2019 22:10

Thanks GoGo just woke child up from laughing at Peppa pig

Am Trying to forget the meat teddy image

Oddcat · 04/02/2019 22:15

These would look lovely in his mantelpiece

ByeGermsByeWorries · 04/02/2019 22:22

@Walnutwhipster I actually love that Blush I'll get my things and leave Blush

Oddcat · 04/02/2019 22:38

These just popped up on my Facebook page

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DishingOutDone · 04/02/2019 23:41

Walnut your MiL is a LEGEND. She hates you in such a special way!

These are all excellent but my favourite so far is the bride doll thing and the Peppa Pig abomination.

Fingermoose · 04/02/2019 23:49

@walnutwhipster your MIL has unique taste Grin

What would 'one' search for on eBay to find that? Handcrafted crab made from sneezes? Blob of despair? Sadness in a small, dense and cold package?

LadyGAgain · 04/02/2019 23:52

Google taxidermy freak animals. Someone actually does this stuff. It's gross. And man, it is UGLEEEEEEEEEE

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=taxidermy+freak.animals&source=lmns&bih=454&biw=320&client=safari&prmd=isvn&hl=en-GB&ved=2ahUKEwjgpJPToqPgAhXH2eAKHWzyB8QQ_AUoAHoECAAQAw#imgrc=ISkkuWORhz7gPM:

Walnutwhipster · 05/02/2019 13:18

She paid that much to insult me! For those loving the evil murder crab...

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DaedricLordSlayer · 05/02/2019 13:29

I think it's a bit try too hard though.

KurriKurri · 05/02/2019 14:01

Does he have a tree in his garden - because this is very attractive

treeface

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TheShiteRunner · 05/02/2019 14:19

I adore the crab! That's the kind of randomly foul thing I'm after (it's a bit steep though! Your MIL must love you...) [Grin]
I have bought part one, which is a signed book by Ann Widdecombe. But I still need something else...

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KurriKurri · 05/02/2019 14:46

I once made my DS a set of laminated coasters - all pictures of well known people he hates.

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