MALES and FEMALES AT THE ATM MACHINE
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
'Please note that this Bank is installing new
Drive-through ATM machines
enabling customers to withdraw cash
without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are
requested to use the procedures outlined
below when accessing their accounts.'
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been
developed.
Please follow the appropriate
Steps for your gender
MALE PROCEDURE:
- Drive up to the cash machine.
- Put down your car window.
- Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
- Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
- Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
- Put window up.
- Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!!
- Drive up to cash machine.
- Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with
the machine.
- Set parking brake, put the window down.
- Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate
card.
- Tell person on mobile phone you will call them back and hang up.
- Attempt to insert card into machine.
- Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its
excessive distance from the car.
- Insert card.
- Re-insert card the right way.
- Dig through handbag to find diary; with your PIN written on the
inside back page.
- Enter PIN.
- Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
- Enter amount of cash required.
- Check makeup in rear view mirror.
- Retrieve cash and receipt.
- Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
- Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of
cheque book.
- Re-check makeup.
- Drive forward 2 feet.
- Reverse back to cash machine.
- Retrieve card.
- Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
provided
- Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
- Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25 Redial people on mobile phone.
- Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
- Release Parking Brake.
SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH
AND TO THE LADIES YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!