I'm selling some bits of furniture as collection only. Got a delightful message from one potential buyer, saying he'd like one item, but only if I would post it to him 200 miles away. He then helpfully went on to tell me I could probably dismantle it and it'd pack flat.
Well no shit Sherlock, but 1. I don't want the rigamarole of taking it apart, wrapping it up and sending it tracked to him, which is why it's collect in person; and 2. It's an auction, you have to be the highest bidder; and 3. How about if you really want something you ask, rather than telling me what you want me to do?
I've said no, politely. I'm now expecting him to win the auction then tell me I need to take it apart and post it to him!