Last night I had terrible and I mean terrible wind. I blame it on the vegetarian haggis lasagne. Anyway, if I didn't fart, I got tummy ache so I had no choice but to let rip. We had just got into bed when I felt the urge again. It was intolerable. My partner just smiled bravely and started to say the creepy bedtime prayer If I die before I wake...
It cracked me up and even now I still laugh when I think of it.
Any good one-liners your partner's come out with?