Oh dear, here goes:
When I was about 7, me and my friend were going down the hill, sitting on a skateboard (her at the front, me at the back). She stood up without warning and the skateboard flipped up and hit me in the mouth. I had to have stitches under my lip.
When I was 8, I was having a water fight with a neighbour - everything was soaked. In an attempt to hide, I tried to run up the wet outdoor red brick steps to my Mum’s flat and slipped, thumping my shin on the sharp edge. Old lady across the road claimed she was a retired nurse, squeezed the wound and a piece of muscle burst out the cut. I had to go to A&E and they had to push it back in. 
When I was about 13, I was swimming in the sea and dived under the water, not realising that it was only a couple of feet deep and took all the skin off my nose and between my eyebrows.
A couple of years ago, I was outside having a cigarette when I saw a swarm of maybugs flying towards me. I proceeded to run away, staggered and fell, hitting my face against the wheel of a car, breaking my thumb and my kneecap. Maybugs pelting me over and over whilst I screamed on the floor. I got inside but then had such a bad panic attack at the thought of going back outside with the bugs in order to get to hospital. DH bundled me under a blanket and got me in his car. Sitting in A&E waiting room and maybug crawls out from my cleavage.
Last week, I was making DS’s formula and stupidly didn’t let the kettle water cool. I shook the bottle and hadn’t screwed it together properly and it exploded, covering me in boiling, curdled formula milk. Ripped pyjamas off, sat under cold shower but very badly burnt neck, chest and breasts. Pharmacist put on burn plasters next day but removing them took the skin with it, making it ten times worse. Couldn’t drive with my seatbelt, had to sleep sitting up and missed three days of my health visitor training because I developed a wound infection. 