My brother is notoriously difficult to buy for as he's stupidly wealthy compared to me so can buy whatever he wants, and he forbids me spending too much money on him.
I found a place where you can get your face (or anyone else's) printed onto socks. I got a pair with his face on and they arrived today....they're fucking hilarious.
I realise this is kind of a 'you had to be there' post but I can't share in real life on FB because we're friends