I just found DS (7) in the bathroom....

[ICanTuckMyBoobsInMyPockets]

....finishing his wee by grabbing the full toilet roll, dabbing it on the end of his wet willy, then putting the roll back on the holder.

What in Christ's name have I raised?

He seems to think it was ok because "it just dries and disappears" 😣😣😣

This threads had me in stitches!

That is funny and also gross. DS3 recently revealed that the reason he wears his joggers slung low is so that he can use the waistband to help his willy point up at the sky

Life with boys is always enlightening.
You sound sensible and already know this, but the pps plan for humiliation is a terrible idea at this age - incidentally, it's also a really great way to give your unsuspecting dcs some weird kinks.

This has to go in classics.

To reassure, I am absolutely not going to make him stand on a chair at Sunday dinner tomorrow and make him confess what he's done to the whole family.

I told him not to do it, it's disgusting. What if I wanted to blow my nose? I'd have his wee germs on my face! He looked a bit horrified when it dawned on him that it's not ideal, then his dad supervised him taking a square and wiping, then flushing.

I've unrolled a few times and binned it.

I don't think he'll.do it again.

Public humiliation is definitely not my parenting style.

As this is a thread about little boys :

My DS told me (walking through town) in that loud , piping vice that little boys have ...
"Mummy , I can do a magic trick...I can make my willy go up and down without touching it"

A woman walking by grinned at him (obviously a Mum of Boys

DS is 19yo, we laugh about this now

Well , if you can Tuck Your Boobs In Your Pockets maybe your son feels he needs his own Party Trick ?

Perhaps he does! The disappearing wee drops 😂