if you had a bazzillion pounds, what frivolous tings would you do?

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so.. not charitable stuff.

silly stuff, where if money were no object, you'd do these things.

me?

1. brand new pants every day :D
2. have someone make my bed with fresh sheets each morning (and it would be super nice linen)
3. buy abrand new car with all the whizzy bits on

Daily blow dry and make up artists.
Weekly nails appointment.
Fresh bedding everyday
Daily chef.
Huge house with cinema room, spa and bbq areas.
Car service.

Live in various 5 star hotels wherever the mood took me!

I would walk around with a big bag of £5 and £10 notes giving them out to people that I deemed 'worthy' of a treat.

Did you put your rubbish in a bin? You get a note!
Did you stop your child from picking a flower in a park? You get a note!
Did you treat the shop assistant like a human, not as your personal slave? You get a note!

Like a cheaper Oprah.

That's not charity btw, it's encouraging nice behaviour for everyone and passive-aggressively punishment for the bad...

Pay someone to polish my letterbox. I see maids in the fancy houses nearby polishing the doorknobs and letter boxes and think - their houses must be so spotless they are thinking of jobs to keep them busy.

Laundry - I loathe laundry.

Tailor made clothes.
Especially coats

Never travel with luggage again. Have someone at the other end purchase some clothes etc and leave them when I go home.

Build my own house (or rather, get someone else to design it to my specs and then build it for me)
Buy a grand piano for said house.
Buy a house for my dsis who really really needs to leave her H.

Live in a luxury suite on a constant round the world cruise.

I’d join a really expensive gym and pay someone to drive me there and back every day.

Blow dry once a week
Housekeeper, chef, gardener and personal trainer
Stay in suites at hotels, not mere rooms!
Made to measure shoes and clothes tailored to fit
Daily massage

Live in a top class hotel in a particular city in another country. I gave up my dreams to have to remain in the UK for various reasons that couldn't be avoided. I'd do anything just to live in my dream city again.

Someone to physically get me out of bed

Get plastic surgery to pretty much lift everything that has sagged in last few years
Buy a wonderful family home to replace current house that has zero storage, evident the minute you walk through my front door...

Always travel first class
Have a top chef to make me delicious but ridiculously nutritious food
Have the capacity to rehome lots of the most unwanted pets
Own a beautiful sprawling old house with log fires

I’d have a cook!

Private jet - I fucking HATE the whole airport experience. Chef. Housekeeper who I barely know is there but changes all beds and does all laundry/ironing like some kind of magic invisible fairy.

Oh! I'd buy ahouse with multiple staircases!

Collect art. Have a huge garden full of Barbara Hepworths and other beautiful sculptures.

I love the idea of being a cheap Oprah!!

There's a lovely lady who lives near my parents for years who has had a really tough life. From being quite young I always though I would love to pay for a luxury holiday for her if I won the lottery.

For me I'd have a pool, being able to swim everyday would make me so happy, obviously I'd need a hairdresser on hand to take care of my chlorine soaked barnet afterwards too.

Holiday homes with staff all over the globe

Have my favourite coffee and cardamom milk shipped in from Dubai.

Monthly flower, coffee and artisan chocolates subscriptions.

Pure silk underwear

Handmade shoes.

Handmade underwear.
Every bizarre sex toy that Lovehoney has and try them all out in rotation.

Trouble is, if I had bazillions I know I would give up work, and actually that wouldn't do me any good. The money needs to go to someone less lazy [gnashes teeth]

A floristry budget to rival Elton John.

Art collection.

Personal trainer.

800 thread count sheets for my bed and someone would change it every day.
I would eat all Waitrose food except for biscuits which would come from fortnum and masons.
I would have fresh flowers in my house every few days.
Someone would pick up my beautiful dry clean only designer clothes, actually all my washing, and put it away all ironed and folded.
I would have a cleaner.
I would have someone blow dry my hair all swishy and shiny for me.
I would have a trainer for hoop classes. I want to bend like a circus performer.

It's probably a good thing I'm not rich really. I'd probably turn into a lazy twat.