So it's 23:11 and I'm up with a poorly child and husband. I've just checked my Spam folder and found the attached (don't worry, the chances of getting a virus just by opening the mail are vanishingly small and I haven't clicked the link).
I'm very tempted to email him/her back in a James Veitch style. I won't, as this is my main email address, but I am tempted. Has anyone ever done this? I'm curious (and bored).