Can someone make me laugh please? Anxiety, need to sleep tonight and I'm too wound up.

[Greensleeves]

If you can make me laugh, I will be your friend :)

Bloody intrusive anxiety and racing mind. DH is of no use, as he is too busy swearing at the 8ft Christmas tree he bought and trying to figure out how to move the fish tank so he can fit it into the lounge.

Filthy is fine.

I like very short commedy videos. This one is actually semi-appropriate.

Sorry to hear you're having a hard time.

another one here recommending comedy clips on youtube. Theres thousands of them. Or the builders pranks videos - their great!

My friend found a condom on the floor of her teenage daughter's bedroom. She was pretty shocked and commented to me in her horror "I didn't even know they came in beef flavour"

It was acutally the flavour sachet from a noodles packet.

OK, that's quite funny :D

Aw...friends?

Sorry OP. IIf you're not averse to a bit of base humour, I've been laughing til I cry about this app SleepTalk. It's a noise activated microphone that records the noises you make in the night. It's free. Install it and look at the top rated recordings from around the world. A lot of farting, jibberish singing and random excalamations!

My friends complaint to UKMail

Just accidentally wrote "Mergary" instead of Margery on my essay.

In the bath this morning my DD (8) was asking me about shaving legs. She asked if she has to when she's older and I said no not if you don't want to. Maybe just when you go swimming etc. She came to me an hour later and said "mummy, I'm only going to shave my legs when I go swimming and THAT'S IT!" 😂

I like Tim Vine jokes/ puns-
Conjunctivitis.com- that's a site for sore eyes!

ITV has a show about Les Dawson on right now. A very good distraction. A very funny man from a poverty-stricken background. Hope you feel better soon.