What irrationally annoys you?

[palooka47]

That you know shouldn't or is unreasonable to be annoyed by?

For me It's

-Seeing people reading menus. Haven't a clue why.
-Seeing people sitting around in their house in their coats.

People who don`t put their arms through their sleeves

People who don`t close their curtains. I can see you!

Who took,
we call the ' one up on you' type people ' toppers' as they can always 'top ' what your doing , saying or have.
Folk who brag irritate me more than anything else. Just don't.

Oh just had 2 more today:

When you order in a restaurant and the waiter/ess looks at you like you have two heads despite the fact it's on the bloody menu. I know it's a bloody hard job but customers are going to request you fetch them dishes from a predefined selection, it's not difficult to get familiar with that selection so this doesn't happen (which it does for me very frequently):

Naked: 'I'll have the calamari please'
Server: 'WHAT?!'
Naked: 'Err the Calamari please'
Server: ' head tilt over menu looking confused'
Naked: 'it's there, on the menu'
Server: writes it down with a baffled look on face'
Naked: 'and then the salmon for main course'
Server: 'the WHAT??!!!'
Etc etc etc! Even if it's your first day this is inexcusable. When I was waitressing I made sure I knew the menu inside out before my first ever shift

Similarly in bars
Naked: 'a glass of the craggy cliff Chardonnay please'
Server: 'WHAT?!!!'
See above for what then ensues but then there's often a baffled riffling through all the bottles (both white and red)
God almighty.

And then at a very high end label concession in duty free yesterday. I was browsing face creams and was immediately accosted by a staff member
Staff member: 'hello!!! Can I help you?!'
Naked: 'oh hello, I was wondering what the difference was between these two serums'
Staff member: 'oh I don't know'
Yyyaaaagggh!!

People who use their middle name as a surname, as a stage name.

Eg:

Duncan James
George Ezra
Nikki Lilly

I have no idea why it infuriates me so much

My cousin who's a film producer does this.

People who blow there nose with other people around them. Especially when others are eating. Is this normal? I can’t stand it.

People who don’t know the difference between their and there

Aaarrggghhh me to (joke... too) Preston. I’m blaming it on autocorrect.

People who don’t use full stops at the end of THEIR sentence. Hah!

People who ask the teacher morning and night for an update about their child's every move then find things to criticise.

People who leave a gazillion cardboard loo roll tubes there until I finally crack and throw them out (dh and Dd1 looking at you)

People who cut food up that has no need to be cut, I'm 36 I can manage thank you. Likewise stirring things and oven temperatures (again dh!)

People who run into the road in front of you then dander at a snails pace assuming they won't get knocked down

People who expect me to freeze in restaurants that don't have their heating high enough, I have fibromyalgia and being cold really hurts

Inappropriate use of the word literally.
Inappropriate apostrophes.
A smokey eye, or a red lip . Only one?
Most people at my gym. Particularly ‘Spa Day’ people. Especially in the swimming pool and taking selfies in the changing room where some of us might be in a state of undress. I could go on, but I getting cross just thinking about it.