Okay is it just me who sees all the fannies?

[MawkishTwaddle]

In this Charlotte Tilbury ad?

There’s obviously a dirty perv working in the CT marketing department.

To the pp with the fanny wallpaper. I feel your pain. I once had some very expensive bedroom curtains (not a euphemism) that were covered in bellends

I see more a line up of ladies bums/thighs - you know, with the little gap you get at the top of your thighs when you stand with legs together?

That's what I thought piggy.
It's row upon row of thigh gaps. Not that I've ever owned a thigh gap...