I love this house but, wheres the garden?

[EachandEveryone]

Its raining outside. Im broke and having one of those when i win the lottery moments. This is my favourite part of London and im wondering who lives in a house like this? Im imagining music industry? Anyway, more to the point, am i missing the garden? Five million?? www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-56411220.html i dont think ill bother to book a viewing ☺️

There are 2 photos of a garden in the listing.

Wow I love it. I could live like that if I were a millionaire.

Too much black!
And the garden is just that wee patio bit. Tbh it would suite me, that garden, as I hate hate hate gardening with a passion....

Perfect size garden for me!

What do you mean where is the garden? There are pictures of it, patio’d over

They've obviously extended and eaten into the garden.

Teeny courtyard garden! Obviously someone lives there who isn't bothered about a garden. I'm not a fan of all the black / grey, although the house is big & light enough to take it.

there is was a garden, it's just paved over :-)

Also it’s on the floor plan 26*22ft ish

I know but where would the cats play? Im also worried about cleaning the glass. Loving the Grace Jones frame

It's not much garden for the money!

I'd use my imaginary lottery win for something like this instead

Noak Hill, Nr South Weald
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-56163009.html

Vthe decor is just goreous . I mind the dark.

It’s a low maintenance party garden, rather than a gardener’s or family garden. As for the size, it fairly normal to get a postage stamp sized garden in London (lots of cities, tbf).

If you can afford a £5m house, you can afford to pay someone to clean the windows.

Meh, lots of people don't hanker after a garden. It's like saying 'but where's the Jacuzzi' or 'where's the home cinema'. Lots of people don't rate those things.

@FreakForHummous - lovely!! But then stopped dead at the mirrors above baths .... really who would do that .... then I saw the duck house and realised it must be a politicians house who charges to his expenses

If you had the money for that house, you'd be paying someone else to clean the glass. That crittal wall alone will have cost a fortune. Love the stainless steel island.

I rather like the decor but for £5m I wouldn't want to be semi-detached (!)

It would be easy to decorate, two tins of paint for the whole house.

very usual for a lot of London houses to have very little garden - and more and more people are extending into what little garden they do have. I know of 2 families with 3 kids each who have tiny gardens, I just don't get it.

We are very lucky in that we are in inner London (zone 2) with a 70 foot garden. I love seeing my garden every day, I think people underestimate the value of being able to see greenery and plants and wildlife.

I like this garden but the decor is too much for me www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-55505628.html

It has a 29' rear patio. We could cram about 40 of those in our back garden.

I do think it’s pretty overpriced, but I grew up in central London with a small garden like that. Ime Full old houses will always have a garden- if it’s divided into flats or maisonettes obviously only the ground floor will have the garden.

I love the glass but would very quickly get fed up of rubbing dirty fingerprints off it.