I'm having a shitty day in a shitty week and the weather is crap and I want to resign from being a grown up.
I've realised the only things cheering me up today are two Xmas presents that I've got hidden away from my partner and I can't wait to give him, because I think they're awesome, and I'd normally share that small nugget of joy with him, but I can't because they are surprises! So, I want to share with the internet instead, if slightly disguised.
One is a prize given away every week on a quiz show from the 80s, that we both find endlessly entertaining and make frequent reference to. It's not a replica, it's the actual prize and I spent much too much money on it, but I don't care because it will make him laugh so much.
The other is a production drawing of a main baddie from one of our favourite cartoons, with certificate of authenticity and the WB logo embossed on it. Going to get it properly framed and it's just awesome.
So come on, cheer me up and tell me what you have squirreled away this year to give someone you love, and that is making you feel like you've hit the present jackpot this year.