I seem to randomly assign personalities to things that shouldn't have them. Like TV channels. BBC channels are old and sensible, channel 4 is like a young, cool hipster. Itv is a bit of a chav. Channel 5 is a distant cousin that I don't see very often.
Looking at it written down, I suppose those 'personalities' make sense, given the output of the channels, but it seems to run deeper than that. I guess I'll have to think of other examples to see if I can explain myself better.
It's not a conscious thing - I don't think 'ooh, I'm going to make this thing have this personality' it just happens by itself and I'm often not even aware of it much. It's like an inate part of my understanding of the thing.
I also have a strange sense of heirachies in things. Fifth gear is the best gear (and this has nothing to do with the fact you go fastest in it. It's just the best one. Superior to the others). Also big toe. And index finger. They're the best digits.
I am mental aren't I?